I hate turning guys down. Like I seriously love all of my friends and I can’t stand to see someone sad because of me.
When I was in high school, I liked to pretend that I was a Russian foreign exchange student. I would do things like go into a pizza restaurant and tell them I’d never had pizza before, and they’d bring me into the kitchen and show me how to make an American pizza. It’s really fun. People relate to you totally differently, and show you a side to themselves that you never see in your regular voice. So I guess the short answer is just “By fucking around.
my minds telling me jake from state farm but my body’s telling me flo from progressive
I’m fucking hyped for this season.
We got the entire opener on the field and all of the music under our fingers. Now we’ve just got to move in and make it better.
Only 28 more days.